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Blue Funnel

Building an online Home Based Business with Funnel Marketing, Capture Pages, and Magentic Marketing

Welcome to eCommerce Brokers version of Rod Sterlings's Night Galley from TV's golden age of drama on the big screen, featuring tonights episode called "The Recruit". Today, we have drama on the small screen lap top that is quickly becoming such a smash hit that there is no way to keep up with all of the Millionaires being produced in the MLM industry!

So, tune in my fine feathered friends of MLM Moneyland and we will embark on a journey to the center of the earth that will only be matched by the next capture page that pops up on your computer featuring the 21st century of the Beverly Hillbillies, Jethro Bodine Clampett....

So, we all have heard what a Recruit is. A referral, recruit, or prospect is a prized possession of some of the best known desperate housewives and housebands east of Wisteria lane. All those housebond MLM future millionaires in Moneyland are going from meeting to meeting just waiting to meet that next recruit who will make them MLM's next Millionaire. And to be an equal opportunity writer there are all of those well intentions guys made in the mold of "death of a Salesman"'s Willie who has uncovered the next best opportunity in business since the Phila Eagles signed TO back in the day and rode to the Super Bowl under the hype of TO. Imagine signing TO up in your downline??? Or, what about Michael Vick ??

Now that we all know what a recruit is, let us examine why we are all here on the internet. Are you ready ??

Here is where The Art of the Capture page comes in. Imagine owning a used car dealership and you have a plethora of high class automobiles only a father would love,, since mother only loves babies and apple pie. You will need a story to tell to get the attention of the recruit.

You have 10 high class salesmen dressed to the "nines" in a plaid polyester sport jacket, white patent leather shoes, and straw hat to cover that new toupee Slick Willie just bought.

You have meetings three times a day and your sales staff complains, "Boss, there aint no customers coming through our door ?" The Boss Man replies to Tommy Terrific, "well Tommy, you just have to find a way to bring the masses our lot here in Cyberville"

Then the sales manager, Bubba interjects, "Boss, I have and idea."

Boss man says, "well Bubba, stop babbling and tell us the idea."

Well Boss, I was on the internet and I saw this guy talking about capture pages and viral marketing since I was search for a way to make me more viral for Ella May. Uncle Jed told me that he was going to be my first recruit. Then I can put Ella May under me, no pun intended.

Well, before I knew it, up from the screen, came a bubbling brew... Hot Damn, I said !! Texas Tea.. Oh Yes Sirrr It was viral marketing!! Well the next thing you know, Old Jed's a Millionaire ! The sales folk said, "Jed!! Capture Pages is the place you otta go!! So Jed loaded up his laptop and the rest is MLM history ready to be viewed on the History Channel tonite at 8pm.

Ok, so if you have been following along this journey to the center of the Earth's Moneyland for Dummies online book here, we are now ready to reveal another secret of the evolution of the Capture Page Con Artist.

Jed now is marketing his success story to all of those used car and new car dealers out there in cyberspace loaded with inventory they can not sell because they are not on the internet and they are missing the opportunity to sell their cars to all of these new MLM Millionaires being produced at the rate of one Millionaire per click every nanosecond, on the second. And since car dealers, and their hiigh rate of unemployed salespeople, are the biggest Go-FOR's since Caddyshack, there is an untapped source of recruits unlike any market in the annals of MLM history.

So, Jed rents a hotel room and sets up a laptop to a projector and recruits a couple of network market people he found on the internet by googling "diamond distributor". Blue Diamond, Widow Diamond, Plantinum DIamond, and the like. And here is the birth of the Capture Page!!

Jed says, I am going to show the world how I became famous by just talking and showing some of my cars at my dealership saying to the masses, "how would you like to pick any car off my lot for just listening to my secrets of success in life??

The Secret, is known as "the Capture Page" with a video of the expert of eCommerce coming live and in 3D color to you from the comfort of your laptop in your living room as the 20 Golden Gophers of your golf club look on!! This video ties in the analysis of how one can use the capture page to recruit all of those Gophers out there in MLM Moneyland with Millions of Dollars to spend on how to recruit more Gophers to mingle with the older Gophers and the next seminar entitled, how to recruit a Gopher with the use of Capture Page Technology.

So, now we have an exponential, viral, explosion just the way the famed expert of eCommerce had predicted on this July Sunday Morning a year ago. And everywhere we go on the internet there is Capture Page Technologie's answer to Automotive Industry's Slick WIllie the salesperson looking to capture that next sales lead.

So, what is the moral of this story ? Never buy a training series of videos and the like unless the Capture Page Artist can show you his successful MLM business with a downline of pristine high class automobiles as in the picture below.

If the Captain of Capture Page Technology can not show how he has become successful, you are just going to be just another sorry face in cyberspace hawking an empty opportunity to utilize the internet to automatically sign up and engage some pour soul into an journey to Mission Impossibel. And that mission is to go where no recruiter has gone before.

Just remember that if you can not talk to that face on the screen promoting viral marketing, then there is a reason. And those reasons can vary from that person being a figment of someone's imagination like those references to our ficticious characters above in this article ranging from Bubba to Tommy.

Remember, if the face on the video capture video can not give you his email address for the MLM where he got all of his experience, then he is just another figment of your computer's imagination like all those babes and studs on those pay dating sites.

And remember if that face on the screen can not afford a shave and a haircut, chances are that is what you will look like after you spend all of your money on video's that are chock full of nuts and bolts that are all rusted.

Stay tuned for our next FREE ARTICLE about the birth of www.ecommercebrokers.net and how they grew from 15 referrals to over 750 brokers within just a few months...

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About the Author

The author is a graduate of Wilkes University and holds a bachelor of science degree in Biology as a result of his enrollment in the Wilkes-Hanneman program.

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